Grocer Pano:
I am beside myself!
Would you mind if I tell you my problem? Recently the salmon population in the river to the west of this village has exploded. This is not even the spawning season and yet all the fish are returning at once. I feared that this may be an omen of bad things to come, but the businessman in me saw a great opportunity. In spite of my reservations I started selling fishing gear and opened a resort.
Sounds great, right? Well, the problem is...
"What's your problem?"