Guard Stan:
I've pretty much established at this point that the Sel Mahum draw their fierce power in battle from their delicious Salmon Soup. I cannot allow this. Take salmon from the Sel Mahum Chefs, so that Sel Mahums will know the suffering of life without tasty salmon soup!
Then remove the shoelaces from dazed Sel Mahums because that is just fun. Teach them for tempting me with their tasty soup!
How about it? Scared? Keep your eye on the soup.